Thursday, August 4, 2016
Disappointments - Shailey Wooldridge
I am currently on vacation. I am at Dolly Wood, a Dolly Parton themed amusement park, which is a disappointment within itself. Today on two different occasions I was next in line for a roller coaster. and then they closed the ride. Disappointing. I wanted to go to the pool earlier and it started storming. Disappointing. I still haven't bought the book I'm supposed to read for my summer assignment, I bet if Ms. Long is reading this right now she thinks I am a huge disappointment. School starts soon, Very disappointing. The amount of times that I've used and am going to continue using the word disappointed or disappointing is a huge disappointment. The amount of times I've had to use spell check on those words is an even bigger one. But I am using them because I have realized that life comes hand in hand with many disappointments. The only card game I ever play is uno, you're about to be disappointed. But life is like Uno. Some people are dealt a crappy hand from the get go, just seven cards that are all numbers. Some people have a great hand and then at the end of the game they screw themselves over and forget to say uno at their last card and someone calls them out on it, therefore forcing them to draw six more cards. Some people form an alliance with their favorite sibling seated next to them and then someone reverses the game and said sibling hits them with a draw four that they never saw coming. I get my hopes up too often and am often left disappointed. I often disappoint everyone around me. I am very disappointed right now which is why I am writing this very dumb blog post I'm going to regret in the morning. Because I'm actually having a blast at Dolly Wood. I think Dolly Parton is a sweet christian lady despite her ginormous fake breasts and weird obsession with butterflies. A lot of kids would love to go to Dolly Wood but their families do not have the money to do so. I am being ungrateful and I am disappointed in myself. Okay, I'm crying now. In conclusion life is a very disappointing thing and I am a very disappointing person who needs to stop getting her hopes up and is also going to shut up now and go buy her summer assignment book soon.
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Hey Shay. I'm sorry you have been disappointed a lot lately. I'm going to make up a song for you. Sing it to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star or the ABC song. :)
ReplyDeleteShailey is at Dolly Wood, I hope she is doing good.
She's one of my bestest friends, I hope I know her til the end.
Shailey is at Dolly Wood, I hope she is doing good.
Shailey has some real nice hair, I don't think its really fair.
She has some nice eyebrows too, I wonder if she loves good stew.
Shailey has some real nice hair, I don't think its really fair.
I hope Shailey likes this song, her toes are super long.
She can sing into her toes, I hope she doesn't stick em in her nose.
I hope Shailey likes this song, her toes are super long.
And so there you have it, a song to lift your spirits. -karlee sanders