Friday, May 13, 2016

i aM sO sTRESsED BEcAUSe i dON'T kNOw wHAT tO DO wiTH My LIfe cAN i GeT aN aMeN


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE, THOUGH.
THIS ESSAY IS ABOUT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH IN MY LIFETIME. I'M GONNA STOP YELLING NOW.

 i want to
  • travel the whole wide world
  • have a kitten farm
  • go to a really good college like Yale or Duke or Harvard
  • meet every One Tree Hill character
  • write dialogue for a movie
  • go to the set of FRIENDS
  • marry Channing Tatum & Theo James
  • live in Beverly Hills
  • become rich
  • own my own bakery
  • have a food truck and travel the U.S.
  • have 12 kids and name them all Mattie Jr.
  • meet Jennifer Aniston
  • go to the Anne Frank house
  • own a private jet
  • get a VW bus and paint it
  • see the big Redwoods that are so big you can drive under them
  • vacation in Fiji
  • own a house on Disney World ground
  • go to Canada
  • meet John Stamos
  • be on Wheel of Fortune
  • live in San Diego, California
  • own a large goldfish
  • become a world famous rapper
  • go to Vegas for a week
  • go to the Grand Canyon 
  • sing/write a song with Phoebe  Buffay
  • be on Ellen
  • skydive
  • learn how to fly a plane
  • go to Paris and stand at the top of the Eiffel Tower
  • find Bigfoot
  • prove that mermaids are real
  • go deep sea fishing
  • own part of Sea World
honestly this was more of a bucket list but still, I JUST WANT TO HAVE A REALLY FUN AND HAPPY LIFE AND I KNOW SOME OF THE THINGS I WANT TO DO ARE PRETTY UNREALISTIC BUT I MEAN GO BIG OR GO HOME AM I RIGHT. ANYWAYS, I AM GOOD AT DRAWING SEABEARS. I ALSO KNOW ALL THE LYRICS TO ICE ICE BABY. JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THOSE THINGS. OKAY THIS IS PROBABLY 300 WORDS NOW.
gotta blast
-matty b
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2 comments:

  1. Jamie LarkinMay 13, 2016 at 12:21 PM

    Are you fit to be a mother of 12 children? On the bright side, you would never call them the wrong name! I'm very concerned for your kids when they see the episode of Ellen that your on.

    -Samantha Lyles, 7th

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  2. Jamie LarkinMay 13, 2016 at 12:23 PM

    Wow, you have some big dreams. If you do half of this stuff you will probably be one of the happiest people on Earth. My favorite goal of yours is to sing or write a song with Phoebe Buffay. I think you guys would make a great duet and possibly be number one on the iTunes charts. I feel like yall should write a song about clean dogs. I also think that you marrying Theo James and Channing Tatum would be pretty cool. But will you marry Channing first or Theo first? That would be a very difficult decision to make. -Hattie

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