That's a fact, Zach - Shailey Wooldridge

Zachary Dean White is a nineteen year old college student who completely lives up to his last name. Zach enjoys anime and pretending to drown. His favorite color is pool blue and he is a lifeguard at a local catfish farm. When Zachary was a wee little boy he went to the town market to buy a carton of milk for his mother, but in a small booth near the back behind the milk he found a pair of wooden clog shoes and fell in love. He still wears them to this day, his feet have grown much too big for them but he bears the pain and bloody toes with a smile. You can find Zach in his wooden shoes gardening. Zachary loves gardening with all his heart. Right now he is growing turnips to sell, twenty five cents a piece. buy seven turnips and you get one free. When he grows up he aspires to leave turnip growing and lifeguarding catfish farms behind and become the next Dwight K. Shrute. Aside from Micheal Phelps, Dwight Shrute is young Zacharys idol. He wants to wear short sleeved yellow button ups for the rest of his life. Mr. White is currently looking his Mrs. Right. He likes women who have yellow hair, not blonde. Yellow. He prefers her name to be Petunia, but he's open minded. He absolutely only dates girl who are AT LEAST a black belt in recorder karate. If you have anyone in mind, please hit him up. he is extemely lonely.