blog 4/ teressa

im literally on blog 4 and i’m out of ideas. i really want to post something interesting so if i’ll make something up! okay here’s a story/ so, there once was this man named cake. idk why his name was cake but it totally was. anyways, he is like 6ft tall or what not. he’s pretty chill with most people except cats. he’s highly skilled in mathematics unlike me. anyways, he met this woman named jane and they fell in love, they eventually moved to philadelphia because they thought it was quite beautiful there. well jane met this italian guy named something french. and she left cake for him! plot twist! well it’s okay because she wasn’t happy with the italian guy with a french name so she went back to cake. they loved eating a denny’s, i’ve never been there though. besides the point, they were having a great time at dinner and cake proposed! jane was so happy. they had a very private wedding because cake was embarrassed of his name. well they were married for 5 years and they had 3 children. one named miley, one named bill, and one named noah. (i guess they like the cyrus’) well cale and jane grew old and died.