Friday, May 24, 2019
Y’all ugly - Ava 1
Sup y’all, well I don’t know about y’all but I am bored as heck. Let’s all just take a moment and realize that Ava Hayes has started her summer assignment not on the last day of summer. WOOOOOOOOOOO. I’m not really sure what to post but you know that’s just how it be you know that’s just how it be. I also had log onto this on my phone it only took me 45 minutes to do it. Super mad but you know I’m still doing it that’s all that matters. I’m just trying to change my bad habits of procrastinating this is the only thing that I have not procrastinated on my whole life. But we all know that... don’t you know it it’s ... you know ... okay I’m gonna procrastinate this at the end of the day we all know that. So I’m just going to tell you a couple of my summer goals because why not we all know we don’t care to read this it’s just a thing we have to do that interrupts all of our summer plans because that’s just how school works like they can’t just leave us alone. I’m already getting depressed just writing this. And I want you all to know I’m not typing this, I’m using the microphone that translated into text because I’m too lazy to type or do anything... but eat... you know eating it’s just so good... oh you know what sounds really good right now barbecue. Maybe even some coleslaw.. French fries and cheese oh no… Oh my gosh I’m getting hungry just writing this ... Do you think this will count? ...Does this count as a full paragraph? I’m adding a lot of periods but who cares. You know I’m just scatterbrained. I can’t do this I’m done. I’m just gonna publish this. Hope you enjoyed! I can’t really tell if this is the word count but we’re just going to say it is because this account won’t log onto my computer and this is what happens OK so yeah. I love all of y’all. I hope y’all have a great day drinking some pin-a coladas and smoking some cigarettes and looking at beach pictures cause you know you ain’t going to go and yeah so I love y’all and miss y’all. There’s many more of these dumb paragraphs to come. Oh crap! I just realized I didn’t write any of my summer goals dang it crap fire.... I don’t care enough to write anymore. I will I’ll see you later.
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Hey so we really need to hang out this summer because I seriously haven’t seen you in a hot minute. And also I hope you get to eat a lot of shrimp tacos because I remember how much you love them and you had it as your wallpaper at one point. And you can gladly come with me on my beach trip so we can take some smoking pictures and be instagram baddies. Also my car smells really good because I now got new air smell good things. So yeah we need another chineese date. And oooh maybe some snowcones. But anyway bye have a good summer because yeah just do it. Bye. Xoxo -Anna mason
ReplyDeleteTyler Peaster- Comment 1
ReplyDeleteAva, the construction of this blog is absolutely magnificent. My mind is scattered trying to comprehend the finesse you have for writing blogs. The extremely professional wording in your document destroys every one else unbelievably hard. The rest of us need to study this document and examine it's talent ten times over. I must say thank you for blessing my mind with such overwhelming knowledge so I may further my brain's everlasting quest in gaining more and more knowledge. I shall remember this magnificent post until the day I die. Thank you so very much, Ava.
SIKE, it sucked :D
So how come I'm not surprised your first post is a total mess? Don't encourage her, Tyler. Find a keyboard and quit being lazy, Ava.
ReplyDeleteBryce Despain - Comment 1
ReplyDeleteI’m gonna be completely honest with you Ava, I only read like two sentences of your blog because it’s currently 10:35 at night and I’m completely pooped from working all day long in the heat. So, since I’m so tired, I really don’t wanna read anything, but I’m gonna trust that your blog was really cool and amazing just like everything you do is. But hey, I’m glad you didn’t wait until the last minute to start on your summer assignment like you usually do you slacker, so good for you. I hope you are having a really fun and amazing summer so far, and school starts soon so you better finish the assignment on time:)