Okay, we are back my dudes. I didn’t wanna waste my words in one post so here is Part 2 of “I HATE fishing”
Since the game warden didn’t believe his age, he went and looked up his name in their system. His name didn’t show up, so we were on a mission to help this kid prove he’s actually a kid. Y’all remember that girl I was talking about earlier? Well she came in clutch. Her dad is a police officer and knows the kid. She gave the game warden her dads number.
While we were waiting on everything to get straightened out, the other yee yee boy stepped on a pontoon and a swarm of wasps came at him. He got stung a few times all on his kneecaps. Ouch. The yee yee boy asked if one of the game wardens had a cigarette, and of course they said no because they thought he was asking to smoke one. The game wardens words were somewhere along “No, but I have a can of dip and you aren’t getting any of that either.” But he clarified that he needed one to put on the wasp stings and that the dip would just make it sting worse.
Eventually, the girls dad answered and he came and verified the kids age while there was a fish flopping around in the background. We then went on to a new fishing spot. Nothing illegal happened, yet.
When we went to the new fishing spot, there were people already there, but that didn’t stop these yee yee boys. They went and stood by the family on this ledge that I was convinced I’d fall off of, so I stayed in the car with the other girl.
The yee yee boys finished fishing there in about 30 mins and started walking back towards the vehicles. I heard the strange man say one of the yee yee boys names and saw him throw something rolled up at him. When it landed the man said “that one for you.” We looked down and it was definitely not a cigarette 🤭We left it there on the ground and got the heck out of there. On to yet another fishing spot. Well, I have enough words but I just wanted to add that I woke up the next day with 68 chigger bites. That’s not even an exaggeration, and I really wish it was.
Chigger bites are the worst. I'd say they are even worse than mosquitoes in the fact that they last so much longer and never seem to stop itching. I don't agree with the yee yee boy that wasps stings are made worse when you put dip on them. I was playing basketball with my dad one time at my old house when my parents were still together and I had got stung when I went to get the ball so my dad pulls part of his dip out of his mouth and sticks it right on the sting and it quit hurting a few minutes after he did that.
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DeleteI've never heard that putting tobacco on a sting can help. That's really interesting. I've never been stung so I don't know the pain. You seem really funny, and by the way you write your blogs, your personality really comes out. I don't know anyone yet really, but I can guess they all think you're funny and relatable.That's the impression I get from hearing you talk and from these blogs. I hope you have a good life. I hope everyone has a life that is treating them alright. Everyone deserves it. Alright, on to the next one.
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