No one appreciates fairy godmothers. I give, give, give, and do I ever get anything in return? No, not even a simple thank you. That's right, no. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to be my own fairy godmother. No, I'm going to be my own avenger, and I'm going to start with Cinderella.
Oh, that Cinderella. She'll would still be in rags if it weren't for me. I saved her from her wicked stepmother and what does she do? When I arrive at her wedding with gifts and food, she doesn't allow me in. So, I'm standing there with a beautiful, crystal vase and some of my homemade cookies that are to die for, if I do say so myself. I stand there feeling rejected. Not only does she not allow me in, she takes the gift and food and walks into her house, or should I say castle. She slammed the door in my face. Who takes gifts but doesn't allow the gift giver to attend?
Still not convinced Cinderella is the bad guy? I've got more proof. The night I changed her life for good she couldn't even keep up with the time. I told her specifically: get home before the stroke of midnight. What does she do? She stays and parties all night until the absolute last minute and expects the clothes and coach to be the same. Who does that?
Not only does she not allow me to attend her wedding, when her first child is born, she forbids me to see it. I never got a thank you, she wouldn't allow me at her wedding, and she would let me see her child. She wouldn't have been married or have had that child without me, might I add. So, this is why I'm going after Cinderella: she was the biggest brat of them all. What am I going to do? I'm going to strip her off her new life. She's going to live back with her stepmother and stepsisters. Not forever, just until she grows to appreciate what I did for her. And then, when she finally comes to appreciate my work, I'll give everything back. Or maybe, I won't. Who said I had to be a fairy godmother? Why can't I be an evil queen?
PLOT TWIST! Dude, this is great! Usually, Cinderella (whose name was simply Ella until her stepmother forced her to pick up cinders) is depicted as a kind, loving, gentle girl. But, you've taken that and twisted it, and made her sound as bad as her stepsisters. I like it! Nice way to kill the "cliche!" I love reading the things you come up with, Kimiko! I find it a bit funny that the things we write are very different, but we end up loving what the other wrote. My mom even jokes that we're really in sync and stuff like that. Love this and you! - Brittany Tucker
ReplyDeleteP.S. She's still queen of sass... -_-*