the silly misconception and the equally if not more so silly tale- sydney adams 10

alright guys. this blog post is going to consist of a comment I left on someone else's blog post because it was rather lengthy and interesting and i hope i'm allowed to do this because man, i worked hard on this incredible, riveting story.  this story was inspired by Harrison McCall and his story about shooting his friends. it was not at all what i expected but i hope you guys enjoy my version of how it all went down.
"Harrison, upon reading the title to this blog post I was automatically intrigued.
 as it reads "shooting targets and friends" I assumed this was going to be a tragic story about a practice shoot gone wrong and with that mindset, i was waiting for it to metastasize before the end of the post but it never came. So, now im going to tell you all about what I initially expected this blog post to be.
you see, its a sunny Sunday afternoon in Lake city Arkansas; After church you and gabe poe decide to go practice shooting (bows, were going to go with bows) at some targets. all is well and you are killing it, hitting the bullsye/key organs of that poor fake deer more times than not. one of those deadeye-sharpshooting shots is just a doosey. you manage to knock the target over. your fearless pal gabe goes to retrieve the arrow and make right the target you took down with brute force. alas, you don't notice gabe who is still hanging around behind the now upright target searching for more lost arrows and you use a your last sheathed arrow to annihilate that target. but your skills falter and the speedy arrow sails strait into gabe poes left quad. the end. after this I soon realized you were talking about shooting a rifle and that no one was harmed. I hope you enjoyed this. have a swell remainder of your summer and don't make my misconception and the story that accompanied it a reality."
I thoroughly apologize to gabe poe for imaginarily making harrison shoot him and for using his name without the proper permissions.