These blogs seem to get easier and easier to write about... I think it's because I talk too much. Since my topics are just everywhere, I decided to tell you about the time I almost got sent to the office by the one and only Mrs. McCree. Most of you know this story because y'all were in the room but why not do a little recap?
It was a nice boring day in the 9th grade. Mr. Cunningham was let go.. sadly and we had just gotten a new teacher. Okay, she wasn't new new but you know what I'm saying. This week we had to do the much dreaded ACT boot camp.. No one pays attention anyways so why they decided to do it.. I don't know. It's beyond me at this point. Anyways, other pupils and I were sitting in Mrs. McCree's class to go over math for the ACT aspire. No one was paying attention because none of us cared. She quickly realized that we weren't giving her any attention so she said, "I'm just gonna take up the papers since y'all aren't paying attention." She walked across the room and started gathering the papers. While she was over there she said, "Do y'all smell that? Did one of y'all light a lighter?" Me being the goofy person that I am just blurted out, "No, I farted." No, I did not actually fart. I was just joking. In all honesty, I didn't expect her to hear me but my luck she did. She did not take it as a joke.
She looked back at me and she was just in shock. The whole class was dying of laughter as was I. She walked over to me and started yelling, "I AM APPALLED. I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR PARENTS. YOU'RE FIXING TO GO TO THE OFFICE, YOUNG LADY. HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING." I was like dannggg okay you go too much dip on your chip. Chill out lady. I was laughing when she was yelling at me so that probably didn't make it any better. But like really.. you're gonna send me to the office for saying "I farted?" I mean did you want me to say I lit a lighter? lol Like that was any better.
She never sent me to the office. She just said if I tell other people the story then she would call my mom but I didn't care. You really think my mom (who loves fart/poop jokes) is gonna get mad at me for saying I farted? Nope. She would start laughing too. The sad thing is that this story is completely one hundred percent true. I hope you enjoyed it because this won't be the last time I tell this story.
I remember this, this moment has to be a "remember when" senior year.
ReplyDeleteGosh I remember this. That woman did not like you very much. i remember she would get onto you every time you looked out of the window. It was the funniest thing ever but honestly I do not know if I liked Cunningham or Mcree more. At the time I was not a very big fan of Cunningham and then Ms. Mcree came along and she wasn't the greatest either. Now granted i am sure we could both say neither of them were very bad people. I just look back and do not remember much I learned from either one lol. But you always had a way to upset her haha. (Ethan Boatman #3)
ReplyDeleteI remember that moment very clearly. I thought that was hilarious. I can't believe she didn't think that was a joke. She was a stick in the mud anyway. I don't know who I liked better either. Mr. Cunningham taught us nothing, but his class was easy because you could take the test on the computer as many times as you want until you got a hundred. Mrs. Mcree taught us and did a pretty decent job I thought, but she'd get on to everybody for nothing. I think you were her favorite person to get on to. That was ridiculous when she got on to you for looking out the window.
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DeleteThis is actually hilarious. I have had terrible teachers that are just a delight. I've heard the loudest farts in classes and I really don't understand why they get so mad. Everyone else either ignores it or laughs so I don't understand why they're so pressed about it. Like just calm down and laugh along or ignore it. It's not that difficult of a concept to comprehend. Anyway, this was funny. Thanks.
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