I suck at bowling - Ava 8

      Surprising enough, I was on the bowling team last year. I was the absolute worst. The good thing is that Connor didn't have enough people so Ava was there by default. Ha. It was an experience I'll never forget. I'm going to let you experience a day in the life of a bowler.
      It all starts after school when that little short bus is parked in the back. When you get on the bus, you just see Connor sitting there with a smile, probably wishing he could bring his cats. After everyone finally gets on the bus, Connor hands out the bowling uniforms. That is just an experience all on it's own. Half the people on that bus needed mediums and it seemed like they all went missing. In the end, everyone had a shirt. Anyways, when we get going, it gets hard to breathe.. you wanna know why? It's because Jacob Thomas likes to fart on the bus and suffocate us to death. It smells like someone just died on the bus.. no joke. Don't tell Jacob I wrote this please :) Actually I don't care; he shouldn't try to kill us with his farts.
      When we get to the bowling alley, everyone lines up and starts to warm up. After I get the 3rd gutter ball and everyone gets strikes, that's when we know we're all warmed up. We split up from the good people to the bad people... no offense but everyone knows it's true. I'm the only one allowed to say that because I was so bad that I wouldn't even play on the bad team. Since Ava didn't get to play, Ava found another way to have fun.. to act like a nut.
        Anytime someone would hit a pin.. even just one.. I would hoot and holler like they got a strike. I would annoy the ever living crap out of everyone there. I didn't care; it was really fun to do. Eventually
Connor said I could only do that if they got a strike or a spare... ugh. I was the bowling cheerleader and score keeper. I was the best there ever was.
        Connor loved me doing it so much that he said even if a lot of people try out next year, that he would still let me on the team. Woop woop. I love the bowling team. It is so much fun and you make new friends there really quick. And who wouldn't like to go bowling for free 2-3 times a week?