interview with carson- austin 10

I got bored and everyone else was asleep so I decide to interview Carson smith
A: hey carson
C: hey Austin
A: how have you been lately
C: pretty good
A: how do you feel about starting school Monday
C: I'd rather die
A: how do you feel about dogs
C: I love dogs
A:whats your favorite kind of dog
C: I want a miniature golden doodle
A: a poodle?
C: mix between a poodle and a labradoodle
A: sounds complicated
C: not really
A: How do you feel about facebook
C: old people use it
A: what is your schedule for school like this year
C: I think its pretty good
A: is it hard not being as good as haven robertson in basketball
C:not really
A: how do you feel about harry styles leaving one direction and writing his own music
C: im not big into one direction so idk
A: would you be mad if i called you a fake fan
C: nah. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS FOR
A: im asking the questions here missy
C: fine
A: sumos of fujis
C: sumos
A: are chameleons lizards
C: id say so but im not a scientist
A: do you like cornbread
C:no
A: good, do you like superman
C:yes
A: why
*doesnt answer for 30 minutes*
C: he saves people like jesus
A: what is your opinion on global warming
C: it needs to go away
A: do you like phineas or ferb better
C:ferb
A: why would you say that to me
C: what
A: where do you see yourself in ten to twenty to thirty years
C: hopefully i have a good job and im married and have kids
A: Will you marry me
C: your my cousin
A: have you seen the new movie suicide squad
C: no
A: and why not
C: i dont go to the movies often
A: okie dokie carson is there anything you would like to say to your true fans
C: I love everyone
A: anything youd like to say to your fake fans
C: haters are my motivators

There you have it folks.
Thanks for tuning in to this weeks episode. Have a nice day.