Shailey Wooldridge interviews Mattie Lowery

-What's up buttercup?

Oh you know just snappin necks and cashin checks.

-Do you consider yourself half white or half black?

I consider myself to be brown because i am both half black and half white. It annoys me when people call me black because I'm not just black.

-Do you consider yourself to be "young ugly"?

I am definitely both young and ugly, so yes.

-Why do you freaking talk like coach hogard?  You are  not a baseball player.

I tend to catch on to peoples patterns of speech.

-Will you marry me?

Absolutely.

-If you had to pick one ear lobe in the entire world to lick who would it belong to and would you lick the right or left side and why?

I would lick my own right earlobe because I don't want to lick anyone's earlobe.

-what is your favorite kind of beef jerky?

my favorite beef jerky is teriyaki, because it is sweet.

-Who is your idol?

my idol is God because He said not to have any idols other than him.

-Okay that's sweet but, Matty B raps.

matty b raps is my idol because he is so inspirational. he is so hated but he keeps on making trashy music for his twelve fans and i just really admire that about him.

-would you ever consider going into the rapping industry?

i'm glad you asked because yes i just dropped a mix tape called "young ugly gets tropical" and y'all all go check it out mayne.

-what is your stage name?

matty b

-and can we find this mixtape on soundcloud?

absolutely not
my mixtape is too fire for it to be illegally downloaded

-So itunes then?

absolutely.

-i think you should consider changing it to matty b rap(ping pig)

I'll consider it but no promises.

-what is your favorite app right now and why?

my favorite app right now is flinch because you get to meet really pretty nice boys