interview with matti part 2-austin 19

so last time i interviewed mattie she told me her life story. so this time im gonna ask real questions that she wont give 350 word answers to.
A: welcome back Mattie
M: glad to be here Chaco
A: what does that mean
M: glad to be here Reese's puffs
A: you don't make any sense mattie. whats your favorite color
M:my favorite color is black. because im half black and black is beautiful
A: how do you feel about sushi
M: sushi is disgusting and I don't even eat seafood because fish are friends not food
A: so do you like finding dory
M: no comment
A:tell me a joke
M: no comment
A:mattie stop
M: my dad won't shut up right now
A: how do you feel about global warming
M: what even is global warming I think that means that you leave the oven on to long in your house gets hot.
A: how do you feel about haaven robertson
M: haven is the love of my life. haven went to town with me last night at the 1230 noon no midnight and she she did and she didn't hold on I forgot and she hole OK hold on whole whole whole whole
A: how do you feel about sydney adams
M: One time me and Sydney licked a stop sign.
A: anything else you would like to share about sydney
M: no comment. are we done yet
A: im asking the questions here
M: are you really
A: i hear that you have a boyfriend
M: sorry I like girls
A: awkward. so are you excited for school
M: I like boys
A: i'll love you no matter what
M: no comment
A: so what do you think of donald trumps hair
M:well you know you say I think it's real hair but it kind a looks like cornhusks know or not the word is not the word corn hair as you know those little hairs that are on corns I don't know what they're called I just called him corn is I think I'm not sure what they are you there what are they there for?

this was a train wreck im sorry.