Monday, August 8, 2016

nO tHaNk YoU by matty b

number nine

These are some things I do not like and reasons why I despise them so much.
FROGS. I am absolutely terrified of frogs. They're really sketchy. Like you never know when they're just gonna go crazy and attack. They are slimy and gross and they pee all over everything and make weird growths form where they peed on you. Why would anyone ever like frogs? They are disgusting and should cease to exist.
MAKING MY BED. How on earth does it make sense to make up a bed when you're just going to sleep in it the same night? I argue with my mom every time she tells me to make up my bed because I feel so strongly about it. It just does not make any sense whatsoever to make a bed when you're going to mess it up anyways.
READING. I think I don't like reading because I can't focus on anything ever and my brain just wanders when I try to read books. I think I'm the slowest reader in the world.
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS. Is it just me or is that the most depressing day of your life too? Christmas is over and you have to wait like a whole other year for it to come back around. How sad.
WAKING UP. I am such a rude person when I wake up. Just don't talk to me unless I've been awake for at least 4 hours. It's for your own good.
BURNT POPCORN. If you burn popcorn, it smells SO BAD AND IR TAKES FOREVER TO GET THE SMELL TO NOT SMELL BAD. Ya feel?
TJMAXX. I hate this store with all my heart. It's so cluttered and they only have one of everything and it's really hot and it's confusing because they have furniture and stuff but also clothes and sometimes food. You're not Walmart. Quit clownin' around TjMaxx.
WET SOCKS. Wet socks are disgusting and oh my gosh how could you live with yourself if you had wet socks on? They're squishy and oh my gosh I almost just threw up thinking about them.
Okay I'm done for now.

2 comments:

  1. This is legit so me. I literally think that frogs are one of the most disgusting creatures in the world. I hate making my bed for the same reasons you do. I mean, it is just a waste of time, lol. I do like reading if it's a good book, though. I just hate finding time to read the book. The day after Christmas really is a drag. I just never know what to do. I don't talk for the first hour after I wake up. I never even walk into TJMAXX because it stresses me out. And then when I get my socks wet I immediately have to change them. It is just so nasty. -Hattie

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  2. Mattie, I also hate frogs. I have never in my life touched one. But they eat flies and stuff I think so I don't think they should cease to exist, and tree frogs are kind of cute? I feel the exact same way about making my bed, but my grandma forces me to do so anyways. She's a neat freak.I loooove reading, with all my heart. I read on my phone 24/7.I hate the day after Christmas too, it's almost as bad as the day after a concert you were really looking forward to. But at least that's the day when you get to play with your new stuff, because on Christmas you don't really get to because you have to hang out with your annoying family who won't let you lock yourself in your bedroom because it's a holiday. I also hate the rest of the stuff you mentioned, especially TJ MAXX.
    --Shailey

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