nO tHaNk YoU: kArLeE eDiTiOn by matty b

number ten

These are things that Karlee dislikes and the reasons why she does not like them. It's basically the same thing as the last blog I posted but in Karlee's point of view. Is point of view the right word to use? I don't know. Anyways, here we go.

SWAG GUYS. "I hate those guys who wear their hats backwards and sag their pants to where you can see their underwear. They think they're cool and they really just look stupid. They also walk funny. They walk kind of side to side. Ya know?" (did anyone else picture a penguin walking in their mind)

WHEN TEA OR COFFEE GROUNDS ARE IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CUP. "That is so disgusting. Nobody wants to see that. It's all grainy when it gets on your tongue. They should not have gotten out of the tea bag in the first place."

HEARING PEOPLE EATING OR CHEWING GUM OR BREATHING. JUST ANY BODILY SOUNDS PRETTY MUCH. "Hearing people eat and chew gum is like hearing a repetitive smack and I just don't like it. It just sounds gross."
WHEN MATTIE MAKES FUN OF ME FOR SAYING THE WORD GROSS. "A lot of times I'm so disgusted that I can't think of another word to describe the thing that's gross, so I just say gross." Okay folks, if you knew Karlee, you would get why I make fun of her for saying it all the time because she literally says it all. the. time.
THE WORD MOIST. "It just sounds weird. I don't know, I don't like it. It makes me think of like mold or something. So does dank or damp. It makes me thing of a dirty bathroom or something. Gross."
MATTIE. "She's taller than me and she pushes me around and she makes fun of me 'cause the way I talk. She thinks she cool because she has ear piercings. She has lots of them. And she wants to get a nose piercing. And she keeps getting these henna tattoos."

I'm sure those aren't the only things she dislikes but I was writing this at Fuji's at lunch and our food came. :-)