Monday, June 6, 2016

50 shailey facts about shailey by shailey


  1. My name is Shailey
  2. That's obvious
  3. my big sister Kailey named me 
  4. My name was almost Jessica
  5. Then this would be titled 50 Jessie Facts about Jessie by Jessie
  6. I would absolutely refuse to be called Jessica
  7. I'm sorry to anyone who is reading this that might be name Jessica
  8. I'm really bad at this 
  9. this is my second time redoing this because the first time I did it I got to 43 and realized that I had only talked about how much I love Ed Sheeran
  10. I realllyyyyy love Ed Sheeran
  11. I would sell my internal organs for him to breathe on me
  12. what if we get married one day and he reads this 
  13. love you honey
  14. if we got married my name would be Shailey Sheeran
  15. How freaking cute is that
  16. dang it I'm doing it again
  17. sincere apologies 
  18. I keep my cell phone ringer on at night when I sleep, just in case
  19. I want to name my future son Lee
  20. because my name is Shailey Lea 
  21. I guess I could name my daughter Lee too but I don't really want to
  22. I don't really want to have children though because I don't want to ruin their lives
  23. I'm supposed to be cleaning my room right now but instead I'm sitting in a pile of clothes and typing this 
  24. I'd rather stabbed myself in the eye with a rusty spoon than eat a single green pea
  25. I wish I lived in Hawaii
  26. I want to be a writer when I grow up
  27. I want a lot of tattoos one day
  28. or maybe I just want something permanent, I'm not sure yet
  29. my preacher bores me to death
  30. I'm sorry Jesus
  31. I care way more about my eyebrows than I'd like to admit
  32. I wish I had a sibling close to my age
  33. I want to know something about everything
  34. I want a puppy really bad but the neighbors dogs are big and mean and kill everything that moves
  35. I like school but it makes me feel stupid because I'm not very book smart
  36. I'm trying to train myself to be ambidextrous
  37. I'm ADHD
  38. the smoke jumper by Nicholas Evans is my favorite book 
  39. My 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Debbie was the reason I started writing
  40. she used to say that she could hear my voice in whatever I wrote
  41. it was the first time I ever really felt like I was good at something
  42. I'm awful at just about everything else
  43. I hate scare crows
  44. and horses
  45. When I was little I wanted my name to be Sally
  46. like from cars
  47. all I've done this summer is play the sims and watch documentaries on netflix
  48. I love netflix
  49. my sims Hugh and molly got married today, it was really bittersweet
  50. my head is too small for my body
  51. that was a really weird place to end this
  52. my bad
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 7, 2016 at 8:46 AM

    I celebrate your randomness.

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  2. AnonymousJune 13, 2016 at 12:32 PM

    Shailey Sheeran has a nice ring to it doesn't it? I hope am will get to be invited to that lovely wedding! I think we all would rather live in Hawaii. I will be that friend to go and buy 100 copies of your book and hand them out to people so I brag about what a great writer my friend is. I'm always impressed by your eyebrows. I'm envious. I'm very happy for your Sim's couple. I'm sure they're perfect for each other. I think your head is the right size for your body, by the way. I also share your love for netflix.

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  3. Jamie LarkinJune 20, 2016 at 6:40 PM

    Shailey, you have inspired me to use this comment space as a place to list facts about myself.
    1. I enjoyed reading your list of facts.
    2. In fact, I enjoy reading anything you write.
    3. I am Shailey’s biggest fan.
    4. I leave for Super Summer tomorrow, which means I’m doing all of my work for this week tonight.
    5. I really don’t like the book Mrs. Long is making us read.
    6. I know Mrs. Long couldn’t care less about what I think about that book.
    7. I am five foot two.
    8. I just spelled that out because numbers don’t count towards my one hundred and fifty words.
    9. I use caps lock on my keyboard instead of shift.
    10. I END UP SCREAMING LIKE THIS SOMETIMES WHEN I TYPE.
    11. I’M GONNA DO THE REST OF THIS LIST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHY NOT.
    12. MY NAME IS KARLEE SHEA SANDERS AND THIS HAS BEEN TWELVE FACTS ABOUT KARLEE SHEA SANDERS BY KARLEE SHEA SANDERS.

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  4. Jamie LarkinJuly 5, 2016 at 1:41 PM

    I think I'm gonna re-download Sims. I deleted it awhile ago because I was tired of waiting for the quests to be finished & for my Sims to get off work. In my old Sims, you and Mattie got married, but I'll make you married to Ed Sheeran this time because Shailey Sheeran sounds better than Shailey Lowery and also you like boys, so. I wish Sims had cuter clothes. Most of the clothes are really ugly and the hair is awful, too. It doesn't do any of us justice. Anyways, cool facts xoxo gossip girl -Faith Brooks(16)

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  5. Jamie LarkinAugust 29, 2016 at 7:45 PM

    Shailey, I feel like after reading the fifty facts about you, I feel like know you so much better. I am glad I learned these things like your name was almost Jessie. That is pretty cool. But I am glad your name is shailey because I like that name. I think it is cool you want to name your son Lee because you are Shailey Lea. Just like you, I want tattoos also. What kind of tattoos do you want? Do you want big or small ones? I want little ones on my wrist, finger, and like on my hip. - whitney

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