interviewing larry tilley-sydney adams 4

1. what name would you give yourself if you had the dough to legally change your name? -the supreme king
2. how many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren't you eating more? -I average probably 4 a year which breaks down to 0.010th a day, I'm not a breakfast guy
3. on average, how many times a week to you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?
-sadly enough none because I'm not an adventurous shower person, I prefer to get my work done and dance in my bedroom.
4. who was your favorite power ranger and why?
-I can't remember his name but he was black, like his suit was black. the black power ranger he was freaking King supreme.
5. If rodney carrington came and stole your lunch what would you do?
-oooh, can you give me a setting? are we at my house? in public? give me a situation this is really broad. I think, in all honestly that I would be so in awe I would not only let him steal my lunch but give him a dollar for extras.
6. how old were you when you realized that Santa Claus and the Easter bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
-that's not what I was expecting, I've never taken that into consideration but now that you've brought it up I think that they do know each other bc otherwise how else would they all know not to have their holidays on the same day? they have to communicate.
7. if you were to do one illegal thing and get away with it what would it be and why?
-I would steal a ten year supply of McDonald's mcribs. because, I could take 9 years worth of it and sell it for triple the price and once I've done that I'll have enough money to buy out all the local McDonald's chains and then as the owner I would have so much money I'd be above the law anyway, and I'll have a year supply of mcribs  
8. What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
-I look him back in the eye with the sternest look physically possible and once I realize that's not going to make him cry I would begin to stick my tongue out in hope of making him laugh.
9. who's better, tom or jerry?
-is that even a question? Jerry, he is the one who always wins after all AND AND AND jerry always gets the girls and tom does not. also, you get a bulldog as a bestfriend and body guard while tom spends a lot of time running from him.
10. child hood hero? & why?
-stone cold Steve austin. the bionic redneck, the Texas rattlesnake, and the worlds toughest SOB. well when you have a name like bionic redneck, clearly your appeal is going to go through the roof but that's not the only reason, he once sprayed a man with a beer truck, much like a fire truck but with beer. He owns his own brewery and makes stevewisers and he's just awesome if you don't get this you shouldn't be reading this interview.
11. most powerful woman you know (of)?
-(he really struggled with this one🙄) um I know the woman who has the most power over me but probably the most powerful woman in general would be Oprah Winfrey because no one else could do what she does, which is give out free handouts while still making mr ware hate her but cause josh peck to fall in love with her.
12. book that changed your life?
-Harry potter and the goblet of fire because it was the first one I read surprisingly which inspired me to read the rest of them which helped me rack up accelerated reader points.
13. do you think animals dream? if so what about?
-I think the more interesting question is if animals dream, which I believe they do do they dream in a human language or their own animal language? but to answer your question about what they dream about, I think they dream about driving cars.
14. if you could eternally face swap with one person dead or alive who would it be?
-I'm gonna go with Albert Einstein because then people would more throughly understand why my hair looks the way it does.
15. this is important, our relationship depends on this, what color skittle is the best skittle?
-the best tasting one is red but I usually confuse it with the orange (he's colorblind) so it has its drawbacks.
16. thing you want to do more than anything in the world?
-well since you won't let me use my first one I guess I want to win the masters tournament. (it's a pro golfing tourney for those who didn't know)
17. if you had to have one body part charred off by a fire breathing dragon what would it be?
-the middle finger on my left hand.
18. if you had to pick a ninja turtle to relieve of his life saving duties which one would you choose?
-Leonardo, bc he had swords and that was the best weapon that any of them had and I would inherit them.
19. where do you see yourself in 7 years?
-I'll be 24 so running a major city probably in Texas after completing my masters degree in political science and hopefully marrying you.
20. one word you cannot stand?
-"oh" the way all them gooberheads say it.
21. what president would you most likely do Zumba with?
-um bill clinton😍😍 because he can talk anyone into anything "I did not have zumbatical relations with that young boy" (immediately following that statement he retracted it but it simply would not be authentic if I took it off the record, you're welcome)
22. what bobs burger character are you? -I'm the dad bc I'm the one trying to stay focused on getting the job done while everyone else is running around doing their own thing.