Q- Who was the first person to call you "Boaty"?
A- Bret Snyder
Q- Why do you scream like a girl?
A- To reach my inner femininity
Q- What does a normal day in the life of Dillon Boatman consist of?
A- Wake up, exhale excellence, put my parachute on cause you know I'm about to do my early morning skydiving, then after I skydive, I get back in the plane and fly to Hawaii to swim with the dolphins
Q- Who would you let punch you directly in the face?
A- Jesus
Q- How many friendships have you ruined due to your competitiveness?
A- I don't like that question. Next. *angry tone* *furrowed brows*
Q- Who do you hate the most?
A- It's a tie between Ms. Long and Elvis Presley impersonators (we secretly love Ms. Long)
Q- What do you think cats dream about?
A- More effective ways to claw you, @faithscat
Q- What's your favorite thing to order from Olive Garden?
A- Anything with cheese on it, aka everything
Q- If you were an animal, which animal would you be?
A- A tiger, so I could be king of the jungle, fight me Tarzan
Q- Who's your favorite teacher and why?
A- Hogard, because he made me a monster
Q- What are you known for?
A- Being extremely pale and dating a model (awh)
Q- What do you wanna be when you grow up?
A- A billionare
Q- What's the first three things you would buy as a billionare?
A- A mansion, a sweet ride, and an island
Q- How many windows do you think are in New York?
A- At least five
Q- Describe the color yellow to someone who is blind
A- It's like the way cheese feels
He got the job.
Yall need to publicly love me.
ReplyDeleteYall need to publicly love me.
ReplyDeleteFirst, let me say how honored I am to get an inside scope on THE Dillon Boatman's life. Friendships obviously mean nothing when it comes to balling out. I agree with him when it comes to your evil, vicious cat. Hogard is the one to take credit for them muscles. Nice to know that he needs to keep working. I feel like he is most commonly known for balling out, breaking ankles left and right, and of course being THE Dillon Boatman. I aspire to be THE DILLON BOATMAN. The world OBVIOUSLY needs more people like THE Dillon Boatman.
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