funny stories- austin 15

Here is a compilation of some funny stories that may not be funny to you, but its whatever

• One time Sydney told me she was going to a rock concert in Paragould and I was like that sounds cool I want to go. so Larry, Sydney, Mattie and I went to Paragould. We got lost in the hood and Elvis had to give us directions (not the real one you silly goose). and we got to the place that they was having the concert. So we started going inside and me and Mattie got scared so we stood on the side walk. Larry and Sydney went inside this scary joint. We could see that Sydney was talking to the person at the entrance so I thought we were okay. So me and Mattie went inside and this big scary lady said "GET OUT" and so i got out. That's the story of how we all got kicked out of a saloon at 10:00 at night
• One time me and shailey were fighting like we always do. And I barely touched her and she started hurting. so she went to the doctor and apparently i bruised her sternum
• One time Mattie thought a florist was a person who put down floors. and so when faith asked if there were any florist in lake city Mattie told faith that her brother was a florist.
• One time i cut my hair with a pair of scissors
• One time Lauren Bartlett backed into me. But apparently she "didn't see anything behind her"
• One time I went to Keller's chapel and there were people screaming and we all got freaked out and then we went back in the graveyard and turns out it was kids playing in the graveyard trying to scare us.
• if anyone knows me they know I love Diana Davis and one time I saw her at pumpkin hollow and I snuck a pic with her in the background. and then I ended up seeing her later that night at a restaurant and actually getting to meet her.

Im sorry lol. This blog was a trainwreck from the moment i began typing it.