Sunday, August 14, 2016

One time - Shailey Wooldridge

-One time Austin and I were play fighting and he knocked me into the table and I bruised my sternum. I had to go to the doctor and everything.
-One time I was talking and I spit gum into Emmaleis hair. My mom had to get it out with an ice cube.
-One time in Clothing I accidentally made a pair of shorts three sizes to big for me. I gave them to Austin.
-One time Sydney put a pair of her panties on my head in Mrs. Haas class and I threw them across the classroom and she got them taken away.
-One time I adopted a potato family and Mr. Alsup took all of my children away from me.
-One time I took one of those potatoes and drew a face on it and carried around for a week before I gave it to Delaney. I was a weird eighth grader.
-One time I drove a doom buggee into a fence.
-One time I threw my shoulder out hulla hooping. This was today actually.
-One time I fell off the top bunk at church camp.
-One time my boyfriend got me a stuffed cat for valentines day and then I found out that he was talking to another girl while he was talking to me so I ripped off the head, hung it on my wall, and blew it's body up with a bottle rocket. That's also the story of how I met my best friend.
-One time when I was eight it was snowing and I decided to go for a walk without telling my parents and my mom sent my dad out looking for me and I was like mile and a half away from my house and my dad found me and made me walk home.

1 comment:

  1. Shailey, i can relate to your first "one time" so much. mostly because i fall all the time, expect you were actually pushed. but i also have bruised my sternum. it hurt pretty bad. I find it so fantastic that you adopted a potato family. number one, is because i believe every one deserves a family, not matter fruit, vegetable, or person. the second reason i think it is great is because you made the potato so life like. and giving it hope that one day, the potato would turn in to a french fry. thank you for sharing what you did one time. -whitney

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