This is literally just me trying to knock out a blog post - Shailey Wooldridge

this poem is bad

i am rad

mattie smells

you don't have to yell

I wish i was good at this 

i wish i had a hersheys kiss

my sister is dumb

my foot is numb

I look like a pug

please don't sweep me under the rug

i wish i had a peg

i think i need a wooden leg 

i am sad 

this poem is bad

two hundred twenty three more words to go 

why do white boys over use the saying "no homo" 

i smell like a moth 

I am not a goth 

not that they aren't cool

I'd just look like a fool

woah bro

take it slow

why do you have to leave

you know that is one of my pet peeves

i need to stop wearing smocks

I kind of look like a sock 

my sister hates me 

it's okay I'll let it be

halfway there

please don't swear 

i am a queen 

please stop making a scene

I wish i had a hammock 

please go make me a sandwhich

that didn't rhyme 

I need to do some time 

i make bad puns 

my kitten has the runs

I really hate my hair 

it's shaped like a pear 

why are you yelling at me 

how long will it be until you see

i am not a punching bag 

do not be a drag 

i am just a little barbie girl 

in a barbie world 

i am not pretty 

isn't that nifty 

my phone is dumb 

i am a lazy bum 

i wish i could go have fun 

under the sun

i don't want to go to school

i might fall asleep and drool

i wish i could drive 

the life would pass me by

i need to learn how to rhyme 

goodbye